JCP really shouldn’t be up 10% today.  Not even 9%.  It just shouldn’t.  Since I know it shouldn’t, at it knows it shouldn’t, I’m taking this opportunity to buy puts against JCP.  Take that you loser!

I bought a BIDU put, it’s a special one.  I’m going to print out the order, then I will stick it in my pocket and pet it.  This is how I will make money from this point on, as my other way of trying to follow trends and go with charting just sucks ass.