Uglychart wasn’t the easiest blogger to find information about. There was a little while that misinformation might have been used, but since the Retard Attack readers aren’t interested in phalluses fallicies, the time was invested to find information on the blogger that the world has come to know as Ugly, who will be referred to as Ugly Mike. Ugly Mike grew up in a small town in Cu… oh wait, should I be starting that far back?

I don’t know what to think about EquineTrader, her picture is attractive in an awkward chick who might actually do you kind of way. The shortage of female traders in the Virtual Office led me to believe that something was up with not just a girl but a non-ugly looking one hanging out with our gaggle of nerds. We did a little looking into the equine trader and although we didn’t find anything admissible as evidence in even a kangaroo court we did find some funny crap on Paige if that is his or her real name.

I sold the BIDU call and lost a little money, but if I were to have held on and sold it near day’s end, it would have been worse. So now that I don’t have that BIDU call, I can start cheering for BIDU to drop. Of course, there’s no logic behind my thinking, it’s just hope. I’ve decided that hope will be my new trading system.

There was a time when I was a successful trader. I made successful trades, predicted with some accuracy the direction of a stock, and made a decent profit. That was in another lifetime though, before wild fits controlled the market and stocks.

Move the Markets isn’t just the sound the market makes when it has a bowel movement, it’s the nickname of a reclusive web trader. When I say reclusive I don’t mean like shy or awkward in groups, we’re talking unabomber like weird. Richard Wesley Todd isn’t a person to be shunned or ignored, he should be hated like Hitler, someone who drowns kittens, global warming or Carrot Top.

Does anyone know what it’s like to eat in China?  How about eating seafood in China?  Let me describe for you what it’s like, without all the nasty detail.  You walk up to a fish tank, point at the swimming (or floating) animal you want and it’s served to you very shortly afterward.  I’m pointing at a squid right now.

There comes a time when a retard can find a chance to shine, in this case I’ll be aiming at the Rich Ass Jew (RAJ). Raj is better known as Timothy Sykes. He’s a D-class celebrity. Word is that not even Kathy Griffin give him the time of day. So will I?