Account value drops below $1k

Ouch. My account value is below $1k now. The exact value is $988.50 which is about $7,500 lower than it should be. I’m not sure if I’ve held this long enough yet.. hmm.. my Chitty May08 $22.50 puts are nearly worthless, they opened the day at $0.21 and ended at $0.09 so I’m willing to say that these might expire worthless. Leaving my account, well, nearly worthless.

It’s been a depressing trip riding the puts into non-value, but it has helped me to do other things. I’m not sure what I’ll be doing in the future in regards to this site, but I won’t be selling it or the design to DT because DT has cats and no man should have cats.

John offered $3 to pull a Retard Attack on DT.. and since I’ll likely get kicked out of the VO for not having any money to trade you might all start learning more about DT than you wanted to know.

Until Friday comes and my puts expire as worthless as Equine’s attempt at blogging, I’m most likely going to sit and pray.

Chitty has come out with no good news. The market has been pretty thinly traded. Even on a day when the DJI was up over 100 points C was still just hovering around even. But alas, nothing is taking the big ass bank down.

Perhaps this site will turn into something of pure entertainment, besides just watching a Retard lose $5k.