EOD results are quiet

C could have finished in the negative, but since the market was up that would be a little much to ask. I’m not going to ask for that much at this time, there’s still another week left before I become demanding and insist Chitty goes down in price. I’m not sure if it will take that long, but it if does I have my spam machine ready to email all the Jews at Smith Barney and Goldman Sachs and other investment firms a bunch of false stories.

I took a small position in IWM because, well, that’s all the investment I could afford to make. I’m down low in cash in my account now (you can see below in the account screen shot). Not that I had a load of cash like other traders do in order to start with this site. Maybe I should have stolen Lindsey’s money in the beginning of the contest and just used that.

For those of you wondering if Lindsey is still alive, the answer is yes! She’s alive and well and traveling abroad (or is that traveling with a broad). I’ve been in contact with the web designer for this site (another Retard) and it’s possible that evidence of Lindsey might only exist is posts that I’ve written. Since I want you all to know what Lindsey looks like, I have placed the first picture of Lindsey on this blog below.

OK, now for the few of you that know about the stock market in enough depth and detail, I have a question. Since I don’t have anything I can send you as a gift (I’m using all of my handicapped placards), I can only offer to compose a Retard Attack or send pictures of myself in my new Batman Underoos. Here’s the question, what is the stock that I see streaming with the letters ZXZZT or ZVZZT (or ZYZZT)? Click on the picture below and you will see a larger version of the screen shot showing the Scottrade Market Movers. Place your answer in the comment section below and I’ll contact you via email to ask who you with to sick the Retard Attack upon.

End of day positions:

End of day balance: