Sometimes I’m not sure what sort of punishment I’m waiting to happen to me before I start following the only couple rules I might have written down somewhere. Damn post-it notes everywhere but nothing with my notes jotted down for my rules. Maybe I need to make official rules. Something that I can put online and people can use it against me later.

I bought calls in C, but my timing was off just enough that I sold for a loss before watching that I nearly hit the perfect bottom of the day’s trading range on the stock. Or close enough. So I’m going to wait until I have more money in my account or I’ll probably only do daily round-trips when it’s almost a lock that I profit.

There’s some serious sadness today in my life. I accepted a loss. But what I accepted and when I accepted it shows that I’m just a Retard still and haven’t learned what it makes to make a profit in the stock market, yet. While learning my lessons along the way, I have decided that I MUST get my account above $25k.

I sold my JCP put. Nothing spectacular, I just figure that I could use the money for something more exciting, like betting that BSC goes up next week on buyout rumors. Buy rumors, sell news, hold yourself. Or something like that.

It was brought to my attention by Mr. R that this site doesn’t yet generate the quantity of traffic that is wanted, so I am going to start getting a little more wide-swinging with the attacks. Current the attacks were on Virtual Office members (past and present). It’s time for a friendly look into a non VO member.. expect something very soon.

No buys. No sales. Nothing but lots of happiness followed by frustration, followed by curiousity and sleepiness and boredom and eventually confusion. The movement today in the start of the day was down just like it should have been. The rise afterward was ridiculous. The S&P talking heads say “things will get better” and the market rebounds?

I’ll make this a brief post, as I know there are a lot of things happening today and if you want to make money, you’ll need to find your short positions quick. The DJI is down over 185 points, gold is at $999 (though it passed $1,000 which I predicted it would as a new year prediction - more on that later). GOOG and BIDU will open lower, same with JCP. It’s my kind of day.

Guess there was no continued upward 100-200 point day today. Apparently BenFed didn’t have another $200 billion to throw into the inner circle today, so the usual happenings occurred and the market lost a little previously-gained ground. Oh ya, and as for Equine…

I don’t know what to think about EquineTrader, her picture is attractive in an awkward chick who might actually do you kind of way. The shortage of female traders in the Virtual Office led me to believe that something was up with not just a girl but a non-ugly looking one hanging out with our gaggle of nerds. We did a little looking into the equine trader and although we didn’t find anything admissible as evidence in even a kangaroo court we did find some funny crap on Paige if that is his or her real name.

Amazing. DJI up over 400 points. NASDAQ over 85 points up. S&P nearly 50 points higher than it started. Me, I’m lower in account value. That’s alright though, I’m not in a hurry to cover my losses, so we’ll see what happens in the longer term. HA HA… Ben and the $200 billion can’t even ruin my attitude when I’m in the opposite direction.

I don’t care if the market goes up 10% today (well, I do, but it won’t). Even with the DJI pushing up over 340 points right now, the NASDAQ up over 60 points and the S&P chugging away over 37 points, I’m happy with my puts. That’s right Ben, bring it on bitch! I’m not going anywhere and just to be sure, I was smart enough to buy April puts.