The disturbing truth about EquineTrader
I don’t know what to think about EquineTrader, her picture is attractive in an awkward chick who might actually do you kind of way. The shortage of female traders in the Virtual Office led me to believe that something was up with not just a girl but a non-ugly looking one hanging out with our gaggle of nerds. We did a little looking into the equine trader and although we didn’t find anything admissible as evidence in even a kangaroo court we did find some funny crap on Paige if that is his or her real name.
She’s probably a dude
A quick Goggle search of her blog will reveal that EquineTrader was originally registered by a 27 year old male going by parrafund. So after wrestling my underwear monster with her/him online I did some more checking - both profiles list the departed as their favorite movie, and use the same aol IM account snowsandyandy. Although he is lying about his age too from 27 years on parrafund to just 21 years old on the current profile.
Equine Trader makes horse fetish films
Another search of my friend goggle finds a series of feeder sites that advertise animal on human action videos starring Paige in various equines in various states of undress.
Boldly claims to have discovered the ‘Holy Grail’
Although equine trader may or may not have the commensurate amount of stubble to pass for Harrison Ford he or she is no Indiana Jones. In February the Equine Trader boldly announced that it had "found the holy grail of trading. Before everyone gets excited, it’s not a strategy that I can program in Fortran and hand out at $2000 a pop. It’s not an overnight fad. It’s not a method that will last for a week, and then reverse and crush an individual. This is tried and tested. This is true. And I believe I have found it."
Probably stole profile picture from the web
Equine Trader only shows one picture and after hundreds of posts there are no other photos available. With this and countless other consistencies it is likely that this photo was stolen from some unsuspecting girl and used without consent to continue this fraud.
Practicing Veterinary care without a licence
Equine Trader clearly lists her occupation as ‘vet’ and after an exhaustive search of veterinarian licensing boards we can clearly state she has no license to practice veterinarian care in Virginia or any other state. Don’t believe her pack of lies at age 21 she has not completed her Veterinarian credentials with Doogie Howser like efficiency. Before you let her touch your pussy, remember this she is practicing without a license.
Fan of country music
Country music is known to increase the incidence of wife beating, alcoholism and child abuse. Anyone under the age of 30 who can’t beat me up should never, ever claim to be a country music fan.
Tarnishing the good name of the real equinetrader
Canada’s is the leading horse source, horses and horse-related products and services from saskatchewan, québec, nova scotia, british columbia, alberta, manitoba, ontario, and more Canadian provinces not desirable enough to be stolen or purchased by the US to become states. It’s good name has been forever sullied by the lies and filth spread by the pretend EquineTrader.
Appears to be taking orders from Andy Swan
Sharing an IM address with this mysterious figure, Equine Trader shows numerous links to this mysterious figure. Andy Swan is either her pimp or perhaps is the real Equine Trader - whatever the connection he has something to do with this horse stock thing.
Cute but not really ‘hot’
As confirmed by the website hot or not this girl is cute, in stripping terminology she is referred to as a one dollar girl. She is definitely cute but has as the votes clearly show met the criteria to be considered cute.
Suspicious amounts of cash for 21 year old
Equine trader’s stock portfolio is way beyond what any normal 21 year old student should have and raises some red flags. It is possible that she is making money off of her videos, andy swan is pimping her out or she has very rich parents. In any event this looks like an obvious example of tax fraud and should be reported.
13 Responses to “The disturbing truth about EquineTrader”
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wow! all I can say is wow.
Haha, well done Mike… I can’t wait to refute the evidence presented herein, but would like to say one thing now. I’m not too happy about the picture of me being posted around the web. Just recently someone posted me on Hotornot (different than the one that you show) but used my “real” email address to do so. I don’t like being posted on yahoo personals either, but I guess it’s funny in some sort of weird way.
btw, I can send you a picture of the REAL Andy… that dude in the hat definitely isn’t him… although that hat does look remarkably familiar… unfortunately he has a real job, and lost more money than he cares to admit… so he taught me everything that HE was supposed to do… I’ve mentioned him before on my blog.
For now, I’m changing my picture…
Paige, I’m happy that you took this with dignity and respect, and would like to offer you cash for whatever pictures you have
These attacks are not random, Mr. R. assigns targets as seen fit. Since we are just hired mercenaries these attacks will continue until the money is no longer offered. Thankfully the current income from the attacks well outweighs the Google ads or other advertisements on this site.
Please see the rebuttal…
http://equinetrader.blogspot.com/
Thanks Mike…
Huh-huh, huh-huh.. you said butt.
paige: that was an interesting tactic…instead of exposing the retard trader, u decided to admit to the falsehoods on your site
I guess i didn’t know the game?
Falsehoods? What falsehoods?
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This is stupid high school behavior. Real traders (those earning real money) don’t act like this. Both the attacker(s) and those lowering themselves to rebutt should all restrict yourselves to MySpace.
High school level behavior? Thank you!! That’s the nicest compliment I’ve been given in regards to my intellect or behavior. Maybe you sould send me your picture and I’ll get it on HotOrNot with Richard.
Interesting statement you make, about Real traders (those earning real money)…. I never claimed to be a real trader. In fact, I actually think that RNWK doesn’t have enough volume or volatility for most traders to enjoy trading it.
Thanks for taking the time to read this site.
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