Another day ends without profit or loss

Today sort of went my way, but not enough. There’s not enough days of profit happening for me, but I’m probably not taking enough time to work on my trading. Whenever I get any free time, it’s dedicated to offending people and or trying to make myself and my friends laugh.

If you haven’t yet seen the retarded response from RAJ, check it out. I was going to take the time to write a rebuttal list to the “pack of lies” arguement made by RAJ, but I wasn’t sure what the readers would most like to read. For me it would be sarcasm, for others it would be facts, while others might just like some new pictures made. In order to please everyone (ya, I have that need) please read on for sarcasm, facts, and pictures!

1. “Isn’t Kathy Griffin D-list?”
Since RAJ spends so much time in his deluxe apartment in the sky apartment in the sky, most likely living next door to the Jefferson’s, he doesn’t realize that there are three “lists” for celebrities, A, B, & C. Because of the “bottom of the pile” celebs, Kathy Griffin hosted a TV show title My Life on the D-List, which is her way of saying she is on the bottom of all lists. Maybe the “F-list” is something in reference to his grades in school that forced him to refugee to college in that third world country called Louisiana?

2. “mistakenly believes that I live with my parents in CT”
You caught me being retarded. I would never actually register my domain name using my mommy’s home address. Mostly because she never pays the rent, and shopping carts don’t have addresses. You really should check into Microsoft Maps, it has great 3F 3D views.

3. “Dude, you’re a freaken moron…”
Seriously now, you need to learn to use terminology correctly. I would never call you a . I’m not a moron, I’m a retard. There’s a huge difference.
retard : n. slowing down or hindering of progress
moron : n. deficient in judgment and good sense
Now if I had recommended your book, I might be willing to accept the terminology of being a moron.

4. “Nope, wrong again”
I’m a moron, I’m wrong, but you are attempting to educate me through repetition? Dead horse, a beating, you are.

5. “…my book, DVD and blog are all about honesty…”
The only reason you don’t shill is that there aren’t yet businesses throwing opportunities your way. I’ll admit that you are way more popular than the retards on this site, but really, that’s not saying much.

6. “My best friends are middle and lower class…”
Stating that your friends are middle and lower class must be how you are attempting to mix into the majority of potential customers of your products. Middle and lower class people don’t wind up giving $12k to someone on their day of adulthood (unless of course, they put out).

7. “Whaaat, I hate borrowing…”
I hate being short. I hate driving a 1979 Old Cutlass. I hate being the last picked for basketball. I also hate paying taxes and sharting. Doesn’t mean that it isn’t true and doesn’t happen though.

8. “… I’ve got nothing to hide and it feels spectacular.”
Are you a nudist or naturalist?
Have you ever been attracted to another man besides Dinosaur Trader?
When was the last time you embarassed yourself publicly?
FMK = Pamela Anderson, Cher, Britney Spears (post-breakdown) ?
Who did you vote for?

9. “…judging by your research skills, or lack thereof, you’re no accredited investor”
I’m a retard. How many retards do you know that are accredited investors? I’m not even an investor, I’m a gambler. I’d probably do better using a coin flip than any sort of interpretation myself.
I can’t help but to correct you, “probly” is missing a couple of letters in your #9 retort. You might want to invest in a spell checker, or maybe a part-time retard as your proof reader.

10. “My relatives won’t be investing with me anytime soon now wouldn’t I want them to.”
If you get a retard to proof read your material, I’ll hire a moron in order to interpret it, maybe now is the new ‘and’. So instead of being a moron and retarded, I am a retarded new moron - niiice. So nice to read from a publisheded auther. Award winning too - if you count his Mom sticking his book to the fridge with a magnet.