The market took a drop today, not quite enough to make people trade away everything and start hitting long coverings, but enough to make anyone with puts or shorts start to smile, including this Retard. Pretty happy day for me, so far.

I gambled on USD last night, lost my nerve and switched to EUR and lost $50 on a stop loss. Forget that stuff, I’m rooting for the U.S. of A. now. This should be easy, as long as the USD goes up (which is has a recent history of doing anything but that), I should be making profit.

You saw the market today. It was more of a bear day than a bull day, but there was no definite winner. Worse, lots of the VO workers received punishment today. Damn shame.

Another forex trade for me. I’ll probably never learn. Since I don’t have any extra funds in my Retard Trader stock account and I need action, I figured that I would just continue with a forex trade and see what happens. Tonight, it will hopefully be USD over EUR for a winning trade.

There was a time when I was a successful trader. I made successful trades, predicted with some accuracy the direction of a stock, and made a decent profit. That was in another lifetime though, before wild fits controlled the market and stocks.

What’s with IBM ruining the down market with some sort of crap? Anyone really realize that IBM is just taking the opportunity to buy back stock that is lower than before because of actual reasons? I’m not sure if anyone is paying close enough attention here, and I’m starting to be pissed about it.

Move the Markets isn’t just the sound the market makes when it has a bowel movement, it’s the nickname of a reclusive web trader. When I say reclusive I don’t mean like shy or awkward in groups, we’re talking unabomber like weird. Richard Wesley Todd isn’t a person to be shunned or ignored, he should be hated like Hitler, someone who drowns kittens, global warming or Carrot Top.

When I logged into my trading account this morning, MBTrading showed that I had a zero balance. I was worthless in my stock trading account. It was odd, I figured that I had only upways to move at that point, so away the market went.

I’ve lost family due to death.. I’ve lost friends due to poor knot tying skills.. and I’ve lost money to the stock market. Today’s update is that all family is alive (damn inheritance will be farther away now), surviving friend is still locked in basement, but the stock market is kicking my ass, still, again.

RIMM came out with great news, so I bought a put. Umm… you think that I could convince you all that I’m a retard or is it going to take more? I’ve included the screen shot below of the buy, just so that there’s no question about my insanity being real vs. virtual.