Tell me what to buy

I’ve decided that the market is going to be down today, so whatever someone tells me to buy puts in I’m going to do it.  I’ll wait until 10:00 am EST in order to make the buy.  You decide what I buy!

Of coures, I hope that nobody is going to give me WMT or something that might actually be heading upwards.  I am going to buy nearly whatever you recommend, so be nice.

Give me what I should buy, and how long I should hold it.

Am I being stupid?  Who cares.  Time for magic!!!